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Tiger Hates Christmas | Chicken

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This a sneak preview of the fable of the cute woodland tiger who hates Christmas coming out soon on digital on demand radio.

Tiger had lots of friends: such as Chicken and Goose.

Chicken and Goose were good friends. But, Chicken had another friend – Grizzly Bear. Chicken trusted Grizzly Bear and they liked each other very much. One day, Grizzly Bear became jealous of Chicken’s friendship with Goose so, Grizzly Bear ate Goose. This was a breach of Chicken’s trust. Since then, Chicken has been un-trusting of others. Even when Chicken meets a cute woodland creature who has nothing but positive intentions of mutual friendship with Chicken, Chicken is still scarred from past events and withdraws from investing in meaningful human connection. Chicken smiles and plays along with relationships anyway, but always with an underlying sense of caution and foreboding. Chicken crosses the road to escape having to deal with loss.


Tiger Hates Christmas is a zine turned podcast releasing once daily from the 1st of December til Christmas Day. Look out for updates, tune in, and subscribe. Thank you! – Cat Cameron Xx

Written and produced by Cat Cameron.

Music by Regan Van Veen.

Coming Soon: Tiger Hates Christmas

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Tiger Hates Christmas is a zine-turned-podcast by Cat Cameron.
Release date: 1st December 2016.

Follow the story of the friendly Tiger who lives in a woodland community with friends.
And enemies. Fuck those guys. Continue reading “Coming Soon: Tiger Hates Christmas”

Vagina | Fish Without A Bicycle

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Welcome to the first mini episode of Fish Without A Bicycle.
If you like vagina’s, you’ll like this show.

Support the show: patreon.com/CatCameron
Like us on Facebook: facebook.com/TheGirlGangNetwork
Website: TheGirlGangNetwork.com

Credits:
Miss Anne Dry by Cat Cameron
Music and Editing by Regan Van Veen
Theme song performed by Cheryl Wei, written by Cat Cameron, and composed by Regan Van Veen.

Pilot | Fish Without A Bicycle

Welcome to the Pilot episode of Fish Without A Bicycle.

This episode:
Anne explains to you what the patriarchy is.
Bella gives us too much information about Obi-Wan Kenobi’s relationship with Anakin Skywalker’s ass.
And we both help out a woman with an asshole husband.
Also, there’s also astronauts and swearing.
Enjoy. Continue reading “Pilot | Fish Without A Bicycle”

Where Weird | Cat Cameron

I wish it were weird to catcall a girl.

I wish it were weird to interrupt her day.

I wish it were weird to yell out she’s sexy.

I wish it were weird that men complain when we explain not to.

I wish it were weird to objectify her at all.

I wish it were weird to rub your penis on her on the bus.

I wish it were weird to stare at her non-stop.

I wish it were weird to feel entitled to her time, her kindness, her gentle response.

I wish it were weird to whisper in her ears when she doesn’t know you.

I wish it were weird to follow her home.

I wish it were weird to keep going when she’s saying no.

I wish it were weird for her to just lay there and wait for it to stop.

I wish it were weird to fake an orgasm so he’d be closer to finishing.

I wish it were weird to be nervous about speaking out.

I wish it were weird to not trust her story when she does.

I wish it were weird to play devil’s advocate against her.

I wish it were weird to smirk and suggest she liked it.

I wish it were weird to ask what she was wearing.

I wish it were weird to ask what time was she out at.

I wish it were weird to ask if she was drunk.

I wish it were weird to tell her she should have fought back harder.

I wish it were weird to suggest she should have been stronger.

I wish it were weird to try and find a reason, any reason, that is not a man being responsible for his own actions.

I wish it were weird to think she’s ridiculous for being out alone.

I wish it were weird to ask her, “Where were you?”

I wish it was the weirdest thing of all.

Theme Song | Fish Without A Bicycle

Fish Without A Bicycle Theme Song
Music by Regan Van Veen.
Performed by Cheryl Wei.
Lyrics and the “Go Fuck Yourself” Bit by Cat Cameron.

Coming soon on digital on demand radio, Fish Without A Bicycle by Cat Cameron and Cheryl Wei.

Go Powerpuff Yourself

Sugar. Spice. And everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls. But that didn’t work out because little girls grew the fuck up and became fierce women who run a podcasting network called: The Girl Gang Network. Using their ultra-superpowers: Cat, Cheryl, and Olivia (and Regan) have dedicated their lives to fighting the patriarchy and the forces of white supremacy.
Underestimate us at your own personal risk.

 

Meet the girl gang behind the Girl Gang Network:

Founder: Cat Cameron
Short tempered and confident, she’s the badass bitch who has a tiny-to-non-existent capacity to put up with misogynistic bullshit before she snaps. Hard. So, watch out. She is the genius behind The Adventures of Apathy Girl (June, maybe), Tiger Hates Christmas (December), and she co-hosts Fish Without A Bicycle (May, definitely).wallpaper (2).jpg

Founder: Cheryl Wei
Chatty and bright, she’s the adorable one. But don’t let that fool you, she’s also the hardcore one who protects us from the greatest power of all: ourselves. She also likes cats. She will be co-hosting Fish Without A Bicycle (May) and The Slumber Games (Pre-production).wallpaper (3).jpg

Collaborator: Olivia
Meet Olivia. Continue reading “Go Powerpuff Yourself”

CAPSICUM | The Adventures of Apathy Girl

Hello listeners,

Cat Cameron here.

Cat Cameron here with a treat for you.

It’s food.

It’s CAPSICUM.

CAPSICUM is a three and a half minute teaser episode of The Adventures of Apathy Girl.

I cooked it for you last night.

Head to SoundCloud to hear it right now: CAPSICUM.

Eat your heart out, Cat. Xx


Cat Cameron | The Adventures of Apathy Girl

Meet: Cheryl Wei

Hello!

My name is Cheryl.

I’m a feminist, pop culture enthusiast and a wide-eyed dreamer.

I’m also a terrible knitter.

Warning: Will randomly burst into song with very little to no provocation.

 

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