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Vagina | Fish Without A Bicycle

S01 E1.5
Welcome to the first mini episode of Fish Without A Bicycle.
If you like vagina’s, you’ll like this show.

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Credits:
Miss Anne Dry by Cat Cameron
Music and Editing by Regan Van Veen
Theme song performed by Cheryl Wei, written by Cat Cameron, and composed by Regan Van Veen.

Pilot | Fish Without A Bicycle

Welcome to the Pilot episode of Fish Without A Bicycle.

This episode:
Anne explains to you what the patriarchy is.
Bella gives us too much information about Obi-Wan Kenobi’s relationship with Anakin Skywalker’s ass.
And we both help out a woman with an asshole husband.
Also, there’s also astronauts and swearing.
Enjoy. Continue reading “Pilot | Fish Without A Bicycle”

Where Weird | Cat Cameron

I wish it were weird to catcall a girl.

I wish it were weird to interrupt her day.

I wish it were weird to yell out she’s sexy.

I wish it were weird that men complain when we explain not to.

I wish it were weird to objectify her at all.

I wish it were weird to rub your penis on her on the bus.

I wish it were weird to stare at her non-stop.

I wish it were weird to feel entitled to her time, her kindness, her gentle response.

I wish it were weird to whisper in her ears when she doesn’t know you.

I wish it were weird to follow her home.

I wish it were weird to keep going when she’s saying no.

I wish it were weird for her to just lay there and wait for it to stop.

I wish it were weird to fake an orgasm so he’d be closer to finishing.

I wish it were weird to be nervous about speaking out.

I wish it were weird to not trust her story when she does.

I wish it were weird to play devil’s advocate against her.

I wish it were weird to smirk and suggest she liked it.

I wish it were weird to ask what she was wearing.

I wish it were weird to ask what time was she out at.

I wish it were weird to ask if she was drunk.

I wish it were weird to tell her she should have fought back harder.

I wish it were weird to suggest she should have been stronger.

I wish it were weird to try and find a reason, any reason, that is not a man being responsible for his own actions.

I wish it were weird to think she’s ridiculous for being out alone.

I wish it were weird to ask her, “Where were you?”

I wish it was the weirdest thing of all.

Theme Song | Fish Without A Bicycle

Fish Without A Bicycle Theme Song
Music by Regan Van Veen.
Performed by Cheryl Wei.
Lyrics and the “Go Fuck Yourself” Bit by Cat Cameron.

Coming soon on digital on demand radio, Fish Without A Bicycle by Cat Cameron and Cheryl Wei.

Theme Song Lyrics | Fish Without A Bicycle

 ♫ ♪

I was swimming in the sea
As happy as can be
‘Til a man looked over at me
And he said, “Hey baby, why don’t you give me a smile?”

And I said: GO FUCK YOURSELF.

‘Cause I’m a fish without a bicycle
I’m a fish without a bicycle
I’m a fish without a bicycle
And you can be a fish without a bicycle too

♪ ♫ ♪

❤ Lyrics by Cat Cameron. Music by Regan Van Veen. Performed by Cheryl Wei. | Fish Without A Bicycle

FWAB Quote

“Sexism isn’t reserved for the super evil super villains of our time. It is normal and common for good, kind, caring people that we love to be problematic assholes by displaying unchecked problematic behaviors and views too.” – Anne Dry | Fish Without A Bicycle 

FWAB Quote

“When you learn to accept your white privilege, that’s when you learn to be less terrible.” – Bella Donna | Fish Without A Bicycle

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